She goes shopping, she goes shopping
Look at what she’s wearing now
Keeping up with the Joneses

She goes shopping for Gucci
He goes shopping Nike
I go shopping at the Salvation Army
They are more wealthy than me

She is wearing Armani
He is wearing Polo
I am wearing my family history
We recycle the clothes

To be a happy man
To be a happy woman
Be not anxious, be not proud
Count your many blessings every day

She goes shopping, she goes shopping
Look at what she’s driving now
Keeping up with the Joneses

She is driving Ferrari (varoom)
He - a Lamborghini (zoom zoom)
I am sporting a second hand Hundai
They are more driven than me

He vacations in Paris  (Paree)
She vacations in Rome
I vacation with my friends on the corner
We like staying at home

To be a happy man
To be a happy woman
Be not anxious, be not proud
Count your many blessings every day